swiss army officer Discussions
| | The Honeymoon _ Joke | | A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in
Washington. The bride is concerned "What if the
place is still bugged?"The groom says, "I'll look for a bug." He looks
behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the
rug "AHA!"Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He gets
his Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws
them and the disc out the window.The next morning, the hotel manager asks the
newlyweds "How was your room? How was the
service? How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?"The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of
these questions?"The hotel manager says, "Well, the room under
you complained about the chandelier falling on them!"
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| | Non-kid stocking stuffers. | | Need some ideas for stocking stuffers for a guy. Things that are decent and fun.So far I have:Boxer shorts.
A swiss army knife
Reindeer dropping chocolates.
A coffee mugBut I need more stuff! I don't want to have to fill it up the rest with oranges.
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| | | Your luxury item | | On the tv series, "Survivor," cast members have been allowed to bring along one luxury item. It cannot be a survival item of any kind (like Swiss Army knife or matches). A guy that I actually knew through business, Jeff, was on the Australian season. His luxury item was a coloring book and crayons. People initially seemed to think that was a ridiculous choice. He had cast members color the pictures and he later auctioned off the pages to help fund a charity, so that was pretty cool. Others have taken things like a hairbrush or a journal, a flag or a bible.What would your luxury item be and why? | |
| | Another Engineer Story (Joke) | | A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?"I know," said the Departmental Manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way.""No, no," said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way.""Well," said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again." | |
| | | Do you like to wear watch in your hand? | | I always wear my hand watch. That is important to me when i do something on my life. My favourite watch is Rollex. It is a wonderfull things, and high price, but now i just wear swiss army hand watch. How about you? | |
| | You learn something new every day... | | What's something weird, odd, or interesting you've learned today (or this week)? I learned how to open a tin can with a Swiss Army Knife. One doesn't usually stop to check and make sure there's still a can opener in the house before one starts cooking. So, I found myself halfway through making a pot of chili, with no way to open my cans of tomatoes! Then, I remembered that I had a Swiss Army Knife that I found in the parking lot at my old job. So, I figured out how to open my cans army-style, and I have one more useful skill to add to my resume. How about you? | |
| | Swiss Army Sunglasses! | | The Germany based company, Not-So-Bright Sunwear, has taken the Swiss Army Knife concept to a whole new realm in the form of eye-wear. These sporty sunglasses come in a variety of colors and styles while maintaining comfort despite the massive amount of hardware attached to them. They are certified 100% UV protected, polarized, rust resistant, as well as environmentally friendly. What really puts these glasses in a different league from others is the ability to be customized with over 263 tools and attachments, including a clever secondary sunglasses attachment in the event something should happen to the main pair. How's that for ingenuity and thinking outside the box?Whether it's applying make-up in the car while driving to the mall or simply repairing a toilet flapper valve for your sister, Uber Shades has the tools to do it all with style and class. No task is too big and no problem too small for these sunglasses of the future. Uber Shades just may forever change how we view the world. | |
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